Friday, June 15, 2018

Published June 10, 2018 (No you-yo champ blues)


Almost a yo-yo Champion!
By Merlin Lessler

I was nervous! As I stood there on the sidewalk in 1952, in front of Mayberry’s, Park Avenue store on Binghamton’s south side. I’d made it to the finals in a neighborhood yo-yo contest. Two yo-yo virtuosos from the Philippines were conducting the event. They’d spent the previous several weeks putting on yo-yo demonstrations at school assemblies and running neighborhood contests all around town. So, there I was, on a chilly Saturday morning, showing my stuff, along with a group of 25 anxious contestants.

The location was an ideal gathering spot – in front of our favorite penny-candy store, one block from Longfellow Elementary School (PS-13), at the intersection of Cross and Park, next to the creek. The very corner I was assigned as a patrol boy, one of the perks of being male, and in the fourth grade. The kid friendly store had the longest penny candy counter around and the owners (Mr. and Mrs., Mayberry) never rushed us as we carefully picked out a nickel or dime’s worth of spearmint leaves, orange slices, licorice babies, fireballs and the like. It also had a Coca Cola cooler where the bottles were suspended in ice cold water, a must on a hot, muggy, August afternoon. Heaven, for 5 cents (plus a 2-cent bottle deposit).   

The contest started with simple yo-yo maneuvers: You had to sleep your yo-yo for five seconds (spin it at the end of the string before jerking it back into your hand), walk the dog (skid a sleeping yo-yo along the ground as you took a step or two, as though with a dog on a leash), then came “Around the World” (cast the yo-yo out in front of you and around in circle over your head and  back into your hand). These preliminary feats whittled the field down to ten. Then, came the hard stuff; rock the baby, thread the needle and bite the dog, where the dog (yo-yo) bites and sticks to your pants as you swing in between your legs and pull it up behind you. A simple maneuver, but one that was totally unpredictable.  

Five of us made it through that stage. I’d only been this far once. The dog bite trick always did me in.  The championship would be determined by how many loop-de-loops we could do. We all got busy preparing our yo-yos for this event, winding the string tighter so the yo-yo wouldn’t spin. If we didn’t get it right, and it started spinning when we threw it out in front of us, it would be almost impossible to get it to come back to cast out for another loop. Each time the yo-yo made a loop, it loosened the string. Eventually, it would sleep, and knock you out of the contest. I hoped I mine was tight enough to avoid that disaster.

The first two kids bombed out after six and eleven loops respectively. The third made it to 23 loops. The next kid’s yo-yo spun on his first cast and he didn’t finish a single loop. Now it was my turn. I was nervous, but confident. I had my favorite “Diamond” Dunkin yo-yo, the Cadillac of yo-yos, and I’d exceeded 23 loops many times when I practiced in my driveway at home. My first loop was a little shaky; the yo-yo turned sideways and I just barely got it under control. But I did, and was on my way: five, ten, fifteen, twenty. Then came the disaster, on my 21 cast, it spun! I jerked hard, but it stayed out in front of me, spinning and heading toward the ground. One last jerk got it back into my hand, but it was encased in a wad of string. I was finished. Second place earned me a new yo-yo, but I didn’t get the highly coveted yo-yo championship, sleeveless sweater, that would show the world I was a champion. After the contest, the yo-yo virtuosos from the Philippines stuck around and carved palm trees and birds into the sides of our yo-yos. I still have that Diamond Dunkin, and every time I get it out to see if I can still do rock-the baby, walk the dog and enough loop-de-loops to beat the guy wearing “my” championship sweater, I get that same pit in my stomach I got when I messed up those sixty odd years ago.

 
Old Coot Today - doing rock-the-baby with diamond yo-yo 

Championship Sweater (ALMOST)