I was a “perfect” student in school. I was at my desk every
day for 12 ½ years. But I wasn’t so perfect, after all. It began in
kindergarten at Longfellow School on the south side of Binghamton. I was one of
several students called to the front of the room at the end of the year and
presented with a certificate for perfect attendance. I was hooked; I did
something perfect? And, got a certificate for it? I wanted more. Year after
year, I made it to school every day, on time, and was feted with a certificate
for perfect attendance, signed by the superintendent of schools, the school
principal and the director of attendance. The last one I received at Longfellow
read, “Neither absent nor tardy for 6 ½ years.”
Many of the days when I “occupied” a desk I should have been
in bed at home. But, neither head cold, nor sore throat nor measles, mumps or
chicken pox (nor the dark of night, I suppose) deterred me from my perfect
attendance quest. Eventually, the obsession got me in trouble; it happened in
West Junior. My attendance record prevented me from skipping school like
everyone else when I hadn’t prepared for a test or finished an essay paper.
I somehow never got into the true spirit of homework. There
wasn’t any at Longfellow. We learned stuff in class, not at home. When the bell
rang at 3 we ran home with the enthusiasm of escaped convicts. We were free!
So, at junior high, I stuck to my elementary school routine, doing little if
any homework. The A’s and B’s that once graced my report cards were replaced
with C’s, D’ s and an occasional F. My attendance was perfect, but everything
else was mediocre. I dragged home my report card after every six-week marking
period with extreme dread, until I discovered a flaw in the system. At the end
of the marking period we were given a blank report card in homeroom; we took it
to each class so the teacher could transcribe our grade from their class book.
They signed the card with their initials. Our parents signed them too, proving
they saw how we were doing. We returned them back to homeroom. My friends were
treated to a sundae or a similar reward; I was treated to the “you better
buckle down” lecture.
Then, fate came and tempted me and I took the bait. I lost a
card one “report-card” day and was given a new one for the teachers to fill in
again. But, before I took it around to the teachers I found it, the one with an
“F” in Social Studies. Why take that home and get in trouble?” fate chided me.
“Fill in the blank card with good grades.” So, I did! Carefully copying each
teacher’s initials. All of a sudden, I was an honors student, a report card
full of A’s and B’s. I finally got my sundae! My father signed it and I copied
his signature onto the real card. Life was good! Until the Social
Studies teacher made a courtesy call to my mother to make sure she knew I was
failing Social Studies and needed to buckle down. “How can that be?” my mother
exclaimed. “He got a “B” on his report card.
The next morning I was sitting in the principal’s outer
office, awaiting my doom and getting a whack-up-the- side-of-the-head from my
mother every time the secondhand on the big IBM clock swept past 12. My trial
was a short one; I was convicted and sentenced to confinement at the kitchen
table until my homework was completed and checked every day after school. Even
Friday! I also had to apologize to each teacher, even the ones whose grades I
hadn’t altered. Surprisingly, I started to do better in school. The connection
between doing homework and learning the subject matter finally sank into my
thick skull.
I went to Longfellow school from 3rd grade through 6th.Mid sixties. I just wondered if there are any pictures of the school?
ReplyDeleteOkay I found the picture, WOW- just as I remember it!!
ReplyDeleteI went to Longfellow school from 3rd grade through 6th.Mid sixties. I just wondered if there are any pictures of the school?
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